Thursday, June 10, 2004

Change


I have been thinking alot about everything, about polotics and celbrities. The whole world in general has been very intriguing to me these days. Throughout my daily roll through many a blogs, i have finally been enlightened to a new state of being, inspired by such articles and websites as this and this and this and this and this and this have really opened my eyes. I have changed my opinions. Many say that my previous conservative views are the result of being raised in a certain household enviornment and not being around the real world, I would most defenitly agree, My hatefull and stupid ways were the results of Political Programing by my very intensly political parents who pushed me and pushed me to agree with their evil agenda. I am glad i have changed before college and am now much more prepared to face the real world. I feel very empowered and able to express my opinions now that the chains of chickenhawk oppresion have been broken and i can for once speak clearly on what i beleive!!

President Bush: I hate this guy, i read a very interesting blog post about how him and other chicken hawks compare to gays with fetishes, and i think he gets aroused by nazis to becuase i also read his dad was a nazi! how gay is that? It figures that he hates arabs becuase its hard for him to hate jews now becuase there are alot circulating in the oval office. Bush also is a coke head and onetime i saw some remnints on his mustache. Not only that but he also is making global warming worse and is in direct fault for all the big SUV's but he wont admit it! I agree with the people at Punkvoter in that with their smart lyrics and powerfull 2 chords, that we can make a differnce!! its good to see the guys of New Found Glorly are very politcly active. One day we will get this evil nazi out, so hopefully Kerry or Nader will win, although i'd go with nader becuase i like his veiws on Foreign Policy. Plus bush is a born-again, LOL at that.

Ronald Reagan: Really I hate this guy now that he's dead, and i think we should have an alternate line at his funeral so people can shit on the flag he disgraced. I wonder how many crack babies that evil white bastard has under his name. I was watching he movie New Jack City, and i think its a great representation of how Reaganomics ruined the entire country(crazy voodo!, no homo). Also as a Punk Rock fan, i think the end of socialism sucked, becuase he didnt give them a chance! what abunch of gayness! Byron said it best that we should pee on his grave, but i think we should take it even furthererer and slap the shit out of nacy, and tell her how she was used by that stupid, semi-retarded, jellybean eating racist! and a killer, i read he killed people somewhere! how'd he not go to jail for physically killing people???

Michael Moore: Mike is a true patriot and a great filmmaker. His second movie, Bowling For Columbine really cleared up a lot of issues for me, it showed me that my country makes missles in colorado(how dare they!), that reagens crack babies have scared this country into locking there doors, that video games and music aren't to blame for columbine, and not even the kids themselves! but the blame goes upon our biased, fear-based media and shows the stereotype blacks with 'actual' police videos, etc. I cant wait for his next movie, i heard he gets in senators faces and gives them what their white-asses deserve for not sending their kids to war even though they supported it, and you so have to do that! gay senators(no-hockey)! Mike has gone against the grain and used free-speech to show us the truth about how bush is a bad man for not freaking the shit out and telling a bunch of little kids that thousands of people were being burned alive, and just sitting their reading books like a fucking coward. I realized to late that still hating michael moore mad me like bush becuase i...uh, thats, i read it. I'm sorry mike for doubting you and vicariously supporting that boot-wearing hitler.

The Government: It doesnt work anymore. There are so many loopholes and its never done anything to us in the past. we can't fix and we've made it worse. I think the best thing to do is give up and freak out. We could easily start a much better government but i guess as long as Kerry or Nader wins we can salvage the mess thats been made. cities are on fire, aids and sars are out of control and white captialists rule the streets. Also i think some of the things we have done are faked, i think martin luther king jr. was killed by the government, and i also think the CIA has a hand in everything bad that has happened becuase thats the only reasonable explanation for all this fucked up shit. Also, the job market from the economy has lead to me not being able to get a job and thats gay. Also, checks and balances is a huge lie, the government justs lets Bush control everything and then ALL the blame ALLWAYS goes on congress and the senate and judicial branch. I read that theres a secret shadow government and that its done under the cover of Knight of Columbus and the shriners, i can't beleive it!. Al Gore was robbed of his election and all those beard photos were faked by the CIA. It's gone as far as having a hand in forcing a woman to say that Kobe Bryant raped her.

Gas Prices: are so gay they have gay pee parties to celebrate how much they're fucking us! its so retarded that i have to even pay money to get my gas and that my only means of transportation is my 96 nissan altima sedan. The government just wants to waste a bunch of money on hydrogen cars..wtf? i dont want pussy hydrogen, i want crude oil and i want it cheap! so...dont, no war, but..or anything but, god, do i really have to pay that much for fucking gas? GAY!

Punk Republicans: This is really gay, there are bands out there that think they're cool becuase they have conservative veiwpoints! they actually say that since punk is about non-conformatism, that there is nothing fundamentaly wrong with agreeing with republicans becuase really not many people like him, but thats total bullshit and like,you cant just, do that when you want to or whatever becuase punks all about hating republicans not doing what you want, plus everybody likes bush all over the world, its just a few of us who realize how fucking terrible he is.

In the end, faithfull readers, i have wronged you with previous posts about my favorite movies and music. I used to be a prisoner of tyranny but now i am free to be who i want to with these new views. I have learned that being overtly logical and well meaning has only made me enemies, so i want to be cynacal and critical of most things, and try to find hidden meanings or negative things about mundane actions or sayings. I also am going to join more radical peace movements and wear masks and throw rocks at windows to prove a metaphorical point, and might even call my blog 'stupid liberal douchebag' and be ironic, i've allready been messing with the template a little bit to start my new revolution in thinking and in words. hell, i might even throw out writing altogether and just put links to articles i like and then just have huge comment wars, or just post weird hacking help tips becuase im really into hacking and things like that now. so until my next post, keep on fighting.



Apologies:
-all my readers for having to read my previous hatefull thoughts
-michael moore
-the itallian protesters i made fun of for rioting
-jacque chirac for my post on banning headresses (i now realize denying basic religous rights is a good step twoards positive socialism)
-michael moore for posting the qoute of the stupid ray bradbury calling him a stupid sonovabitch
-New Found Glory for not recognizing their right to make up new defenitions for words
-Lindsay Lohan for calling her a rich slut

4 Comments:

Blogger Byron said...

Hmm. I never really intended my site to convert people to any particular point of view. If given a choice, I'd much rather hurt or embarass a conservative than to actually convert one to liberalism, just because it makes me feel that much better and I don't know how much of a difference it makes in the long run anyway.

7:43 PM  
Blogger John Servo said...

well it wasnt just and only you, there are so many great people that showed me the light, i think its mostly Tom DeLonge of Blink182 for his endorsement of Kerry and some sellect comments from famous actors like sean penn that i overlooked.

11:07 PM  
Blogger JMJ said...

first of all, this post is obviously a joke in the style of maddox's april fool's.

also, you forgot how great michael moore is by stimulating the economy (profiting) by exploiting those who have been struck by tragedy. er something...

12:00 AM  
Blogger Byron said...

Wow, I had no idea it was a joke. I guess I'm just that dumb.

2:06 PM  

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